After I die, I’m going to go to Hell and become a spirit guide for people who practice black magic.
(several years later) I don’t believe in Hell. After we die, we will go to another dimension. When we get there we’ll find out that we have a head start on everyone else.
You have to walk in both worlds at once.
After you get scratched (initiated), you go can go into any cemetery, any graveyard, and the spirits will recognize and respect you.
(After coming out of a week-long coma following a car crash): “It was good. I saw a lot of good things. I talked to God, and He told me no witchdoctor will ever be able to damage me again.”
I never kill people. That’s for God to decide. Anyway, I don’t want their spirits coming after me.
